Me: DID YOU EAT ANY OF THESE??? (holding the Singapore cents I had just pulled out of Caleb's mouth)
Caleb: okay. (his answer for everything)
Me: DID YOU EAT ANY OF THESE???
Caleb: okay.
Me: DO NOT PUT MONEY IN YOUR MOUTH!!! YES, MA'AM?
Caleb: (wisely) yes ma'am
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Me: DO NOT hit the dog.
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Me: If you don't stay in that bed...(fill in appropriate punishment here)
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Me: GET DOWN OFF THAT TABLE!!!
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I can already tell the two's are going to be a glorious age.