"Mom, Levi just splayed the TV." (He's taken to making up words.)
"What does that mean, Caleb?"
"It won't play, and I can't hear it."
"You're the ticklers and we're the proompers." (Proomp is his new made-up word. It has lots of meanings.)
"I'm going to proomp you." (in this context, it usually means hit.)
Me: Caleb, what do you want for breakfast? A cereal bar? A granola bar?
Caleb: I want something that goes with chopsticks.
