Thursday, September 06, 2007

Lord, Help Me

Conversations at our house today in the last 30 minutes:

Me: DID YOU EAT ANY OF THESE??? (holding the Singapore cents I had just pulled out of Caleb's mouth)
Caleb: okay. (his answer for everything)
Me: DID YOU EAT ANY OF THESE???
Caleb: okay.
Me: DO NOT PUT MONEY IN YOUR MOUTH!!! YES, MA'AM?
Caleb: (wisely) yes ma'am

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Me: DO NOT hit the dog.

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Me: If you don't stay in that bed...(fill in appropriate punishment here)

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Me: GET DOWN OFF THAT TABLE!!!

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I can already tell the two's are going to be a glorious age.

7 comments:

Happy Momma said...

Oh goodness gracious! My neighbors daughter ate a BINGO chip a few months back.....we are praying for the both you! Doesn't he know now is not the time to make you stress out? :)

I will be in the "area" in a few weekends but I am guessing you might be in the hospital at the time....

I gave you a Nice Matters Award :)

Molly Coddled said...

There is an upside - you will get your money back.

Did you make the mistake of telling him he was two?

Jana said...

Hang in there, girl! It just gets better! ;) At least he isn't eating what my son use to....I'll let you use your imagination! It came from his diper!

Dave & Lisa said...

I have to say, that doesn't sound too different from the things I say to my classroom full of freshman boys. ;-)

I'm thinking about you all the time, Jenn. What a blessing that Justin is home! I'm so glad I can stay in touch with you this way.

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Shalee said...

Two's easy... it's year three you have to watch out for. Not only do they have the NO! attitude, their little legs are a lot faster.

I don't envy you a bit, but I will say a prayer for you now. :)

briar_rose_01 said...

Sounds like he's exploring everything around him - especially the limits of your patience! Hang in there, someday he'll grown into a kind, considerate boy like his Dad. :)



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